Bored at work

Whilst bored at work today I decided to troll some blogs using the 'Next Blog' button. My thought was that this was supposed to bring you to a random blog. Not really. It seems that the Next Blog button consists of forcing me to go to this blog:

http://artmakers.blogspot.com/

Not that there's anything wrong with that blog but I've been here about 5 times. I think God is knocking on my blog door. He wants me to learn about art.

I'm sure there are roughly 5 million posts about American Idol, but I can't resist. How the hell is Sanjaya staying on? He must be getting a large push from the ambiguously gay vote. I say he should just come out of the closet now.

Before you get your knickers in a bunch I'm not a homophobe. One of my closest friends is gay. knowing him means I have gaydar by association.

If he continues his run on AI I'm going to petition Fox for a new show called 'Who's the next Hoff?' Of course it would center around Germany's wunderkind, David Hasselhoff. Wouldn't that be more bearable than watching Sanjaya's whimpering vocals?

I wish I was more witty.