Things I Thought About Today

I was talking to my coworker. Somehow baboons came into the conversation. I mentioned my horror and fascination at baboons. They are at once, both cool looking and eerily strange animals.

One has to admit that baboons in heat are funny. Their butts get red and engorged. There's nothing funnier than red, engorged baboon butts. At the same time, the red butt baboon can rip you to shreds with it's jaws and hands. A double edged sword I tell you.

I've been trying to NOT interact with the guy in my office who irritates all of us within earshot. He tends to talk incessantly. Nothing he says makes any sense. Most of the time he comes off looking like an ass. We've all tried to help him but he seems to think he's always right. Oh well, I'll just lend him some rope so he can hang his self even faster.

Our secretary gets on my nerves. She thinks she's hot shit because she gets to attend the 'management' meetings. Ummm, if you weren't so good at taking notes then you wouldn't be there at all. You're a glorified phone operator. Simpleton.

It's funny because she just sent an email to the entire company that she was supposed to edit. The email went back and forth between the execs here and she didn't bother to edit the dialogue between the execs before sending the final draft. Now the whole company knows what they were saying. She won't get fired though. She makes really good coffee on top of taking really good notes. Those be skills baby.

Things with Beautiful are actually going well the last few days.

If I were a river I'd be the Rio Grande. That way I could go back and forth between the US and Mexico with ease.

...things I thought about.