I'm thinking about changing the title to my blog. It just sounds so dark. I'm not a dark person. In fact, I'm very upbeat and laid back at the same time. It's a personal conundrum, my personality.

I've also decided I'm going to become a sugar daddy for some lucky coed. I'm kidding, I was just trying to think of way to use the word 'coed' in a sentence and that's what I came up with, however....I really did decide I'm going to date someone younger than me.

I'm thinking I'm going to date someone in the 19-20 year old range. I've given this lots of thought.

I'm 30 years old. If I hooked up with a girl that was say, 19, I could easily chalk up anything to my age. I could also use the line, "With age comes wisdom," infinitum. She would have no choice but to accept what I say as fact because I've seen it all before.

Also with such an age gap I could be cool and retro because I was there the first time whatever it is was hip.

You may be asking why someone so young? I couldn't date an 18 year old because I would feel slimy. If she were 19? That's the cut off for not feeling slimy. Why before 21? NEVER date a girl that's 21. That's royal oats sowing time. When a girl first hits 21 she's out hitting all the hot spots getting shitty drunk. How's a 21 year old girl going to have time for a sugar daddy when that new emo band with cute bass player is playing at the new ale house? Of course this doesn't apply to all girls that just turned 21, I'd put that number at roughly 65%.

Can you imagine the conversations we'd have? I could her captive with my tales of walking to school in the snow without shoes, before cars were invented. I could fascinate her with stories of how people actually talked on the phone before text messages. The good old days.

Of course this all assuming that some nerd girl doesn't sweep me off my feet first. Nerd girls are so hot.