I'm useless today

I do not own a motivated bone in my body today. I can't seem to get it going. Work is going by at a slow drip's pace. With any luck the day will end by the time I have grandkids. That's kind of a weird time dilemma I know.

I noticed that LMG (Loud Mouth Guy) at work always has on high waters. Another coworker pointed this out to me. I'm trying to see if there's a scientific correlation between the length of his pants and the volume of his voice.

To prove my point at how useless I am today I posted this gem.